她受不了

在一個新朋友的部落格上讀到一些趣味的現象,覺得她寫得好好笑,忍不住要原文不動搬過來這裡娛樂自己,哈哈! 希望她不要太傷神,口裡唸著唸著就完成了學業.

她笔下的日本男生面面觀是早稻田的风情.我們中央的呀,影子早已經模糊了，No comment.東大的日本男生麼,在我眼中致命傷頂多是死好戀,眼睛長在鼻子上,有時愛說些教人笑不出來的冷笑話而已.一般上思考類型者居多.看在眼裡還不算太“乞人憎”.
喔!不對不對,應該说我向來不怎麼留意他們所以無法挑出可以搞笑的材料吧?
說來難以置信,一路走來,似乎沒有任何日本男生可以在我心湖掀起一絲桃色漣漪.(希望那些懂得中文的日本男生朋友如果有一天找到這裡角落，不小心看到這段文字不要難過啦)

Em啊, 你連我的中文名字都不知道,應該找不到我在網上落腳的地方吧?借用一下你的文字囉.

Yesterday (or rather last Thursday), during one of my Masters class, I saw an gesture/habit of one of the Japanese male students that confirmed my hunch that the young Japanese guys are turning into.... :x :x

Can any one of you guess what I had seen that guy doing while he was listening to the lecture? He was playing with his hair... :o :o His hair wasn't long, just average length for a guy.. Yet, there he was, touching and twirling his hair around his fingers the whole time!!! Oh my God!! If it was a girl doing that then it was still forgivable, even so I seldom see any girl playing with her hair for such a long period of time.... Well, if the guy was shaking his legs, digging his nose, digging his ears, doodling some obscene drawings, scratching his scab or took off his shoes and/or socks, I might not have so big a reaction..

This is really intolerable for me.. These Japanese guys are so freaking effeminate or "sissy".. Of course there is no lack of macho-looking guys around, but there is still a great number of them with effeminate gestures/behaviors.. Where else but in Japan can you see guys clasping their bags with their arms/ankles or wearing pointed high-heel boots??? They are just so "sissy" no matter where they are.. :o :x :o

Frankly I don't look highly upon these younger Japanese guys.. Other than the fact that they are slightly well-dressed, there is nothing fantastic about them.. Comparatively, they are not as hardworking as the Chinese guys; they do not take care of their families as well as the Malaysian guys; they are not as ambitious as the Singaporean guys; they are not as cheerful as the American guys; they are not as romantic as the French guys; nor are they as sensitive as the Taiwanese guys.. On top of these "flaws", these young Japanese guys are so weak/sickly, and yet they continue to behave so chauvinistically.. No wonder more and more Japanese girls are running into the arms of foreigners... Who wants to be with a weakling chauvinist?? One that can't provide a sense of security, a workaholic who prefers to hang around with his colleagues than going home to help his wife with the kids/chores, who assumed that his wife is his possession and has all the rights in the world to be served... I rather be single than to marry such guys...

To put it bluntly, I think I can, one on one, outfight half of these young Japanese guys.. :p Most of them are just too skinny, too frail and too wimpy.. :x :x

Maybe these are all my stereotyping.. Maybe I am not objective enough... Maybe I am biased against them, but unfortunately this is what I really think of them... Till this day, I have yet to meet one who will/can change this perception of mine..

後記: 今天中午出門去了,所以至今還沒有完成自己該做的事,我的「思想の科学」啊,只做了十分之一而已.
再八卦下去,今晚不用入睡了.